February 2012
149 posts
Watchcj-sewerz:
pukeprince:
cryptorchid:
tranniesandgrannies:
I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHAHA
I’m gonna reblog this even though it’s already on my blog but omg hahaha
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LOLOLOL WAT
bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
How to be better:
thepinesaredancing:
Mean what you say.
Tip well.
No side hugs.
Smile at people.
Find reasons for that smile to be a sincere one.
Do things because they make you happy, not just because you’re good at them.
Suck at things, sometimes.
Be sincere.
Compliment.
Get a dog.
Pay less attention to your shoe tops, and more attention to the people in your path.
Invest in people.
Quit being so dramatic....
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
If I ever have a girlfriend named Annie, this is...
Me: Annie, are you okay?
Her: Yeah, I'm fine-
Me: Annie, are you okay?
Her: I said I am-
Me: Are you okay, Annie?
Her: Oh no, are you-
Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
Her: Not agai-
Me: There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
Her: Stop-
Me: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY *clap*clap* YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY *clap* A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
Her: The only crime here is you singing that song.
Me: Annie are you-
Her: I'm changing my name.
Me: To what?
Her: Billie Jean.
Me: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER- wait, what?
The End
dawnofthedusk:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
#or when you finish a show and you try to move on but your mind is stuck on it and you wanna tell people around you #but they wouldn’t get it
